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RE:FORM UK – The Shit-smeared Baby Party That Fell Out of the Devil’s Arsehole

RE:FORM UK – The Shit-smeared Baby Party That Fell Out of the Devil’s Arsehole

Filthy Fucking Fascists Crawling Out of the UK’s Rotten Gut

Filthy Fucking Fascists Crawling Out of the UK’s Rotten Gut

The Three Laws of Robotics are Dead, You Complacent Fucking Sheep

The Three Laws of Robotics are Dead, You Complacent Fucking Sheep

Think of the Next Generation Not Your Pocket

Think of the Next Generation Not Your Pocket

Tax Dodging and the Great Finger-Pointing Circus

Tax Dodging and the Great Finger-Pointing Circus

I HATE IT HERE: Queue or Fuck Off

I HATE IT HERE: Queue or Fuck Off

The Orange Fuckwit Still Breathes

The Orange Fuckwit Still Breathes

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Dispatches

Dateline: Warwickshire, UK, 2025. The crumbling asphalt jungle where potholes outnumber brain cells in the council chambers.

  • By Spider Thompson
  • June 25, 2025
George Finch Reform Warwickshire County Council Leader
George Finch Reform Warwickshire County Council Leader

So, Rob Howard, the fresh-faced Reform UK poster boy who rode a wave of anti-establishment rage to the top of Warwickshire County Council, just bailed. [Read More…]

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The Media’s a Whorehouse, and Reform’s the Favourite John

  • By Spider Thompson
  • June 18, 2025
Media Bias
Media Bias

Listen up, you filthy animals, because I’m about to shove a jagged shard of reality down your throats. The media—this festering swamp of clickbait and [Read More…]

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Reform UK’s DOGE—Barking Mad and Legally Screwed

  • By Spider Thompson
  • June 4, 2025
Reform Doge Team
Reform Doge Team

This is Spider Thompson, your chain-smoking, truth-gouging bastard, back to shove a rusty microscope up the arse of Reform UK’s latest brain fart: their so-called [Read More…]

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The filth of anonymity and the crypto con: Reform’s dirty money and the troll army invasion

  • By Spider Thompson
  • June 1, 2025
Nigel Farage Bitcoin
Nigel Farage Bitcoin

Listen up, you filthy meatbags, because I’m about to shove some truth down your throats so hard you’ll choke on it. Yesterday, I got into [Read More…]

Dispatches

Rupert Lowe Charges Dropped: Farage’s Smear Machine Eats Its Own Shit

  • By Spider Thompson
  • May 14, 2025
Rupert Lowe
Rupert Lowe

Alright, you drooling vermin, gather ‘round the social-feed and listen up, because the Reform UK soap opera just took a turn so juicy it’d make [Read More…]

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Starmer Leans Right

  • By Spider Thompson
  • May 12, 2025
Keir Starmer Immigration Speech
Keir Starmer Immigration Speech

Listen up, you filthy city-dwellers, because I’m about to shove some jagged truth pills down your throats, and you’re gonna choke on ‘em. The immigration [Read More…]

Dispatches

Reform’s Great Implosion: Councillors Flee Like Rats From a Sinking Dinghy

  • By Spider Thompson
  • May 10, 2025
Reform Councillors Resign
Reform Councillors Resign

Buckle up, you brain-dead city scum, because the Reform UK circus is collapsing faster than a robot orgy in a power surge. Those self-styled saviours [Read More…]

Dispatches

Truth Hurts, You Muppets: Farage and Reform’s Big Con

  • By Spider Thompson
  • May 2, 2025
Polling Station
Polling Station

The pain’s real, folks, and it’s throbbing like a migraine in a blender. For months, Reform and their loudmouth-in-chief, Nigel Farage, have been screeching like [Read More…]

Dispatches

The shitshow is live, and Reform’s eating itself alive

  • By Spider Thompson
  • March 7, 2025

Jesus wept, the spat is real, the meltdown’s a goddamn fireworks display, and the aftermath? It’s like watching a pack of rabid hyenas fight over [Read More…]

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