Author: Spider Thompson
The Great Immigration Hoax: How your Clickbait Overlords are Shoving Bullshit Down Your Throats, and the Numbers Prove it
Frog-faced demagogues like that slimy Farage prick wave their tiny fists, promising to “stop the boats” while pocketing your fear for votes. And you lap it up, you pathetic sheep, bleating about the “crisis” that’s supposedly turning your green and pleasant land into a refugee camp apocalypse.
Frog-Faced Farage Gets His Ass Handed to Him In Court
That’s what happens when you ignore the summons, you arrogant prick; the system finally bites back, even if it’s just a nibble.
The Filth Column: Traitors, Tax Dodgers and Farage Gets His Arse Handed to Him
Listen up, you filthy degenerates, because I’m about to unload a steaming pile of truth on your complacent skulls. It’s me, Spider Thompson, your favourite [Read More…]
What The Fuck Has Labour Ever Done Anyway?
Alright, you degenerate sacks of meat and regret, listen up because I’m Spider Thompson, and I’m about to vomit truth all over your screens like [Read More…]
I Hate It Here: Angela Rayner and the Stamp Duty Shitshow
Angela Rayner, the so-called Deputy Prime Minister and Housing Secretary, has finally admitted she fucked up her stamp duty on some fancy flat in Hove. And get this: she even thought about quitting. Boo-fucking-hoo.
Liam Tuffs: The Beetroot-faced Bullshit Merchant of “The Dozen”
This is not my first dance with Liam Tuffs, that pulsating, red-faced caricature of a man who looks like he’s one bad kebab away from [Read More…]
The Filth of Fear: You Fuckers are the Problem
This week’s been a goddamn circus of stupidity, and I’m not even surprised anymore. X, the platform of “free speech” ban has left me with [Read More…]
Spider Thompson Survives Buddy – The Buddy Holly Story
Look, Buddy – The Buddy Holly Story is a must-see if you’re into early rock ‘n’ roll or just want to feel something pure for two hours. The cast is a powerhouse, the music’s a time machine, and the vibe is infectious.
Zia Yusuf’s Walking Videos and the Stinking Hypocrisy of Farage’s Clown Car
Listen up, you brain-dead drones scrolling through the digital shitstorm of 2025: Reform UK is back at it, serving up a fresh pile of steaming [Read More…]
The Truth is a Bladed Weapon: Dundee’s Misinformation Shitstorm
Maybe we stop worshipping billionaires who think tweeting is a personality. Maybe we remember that a 12-year-old with knives isn’t a warrior – she’s a kid who needs help, not a cartoon.