Author: Spider Thompson
Free Speech and the Filthy Hands That Choke it
Alright, you bastards, who was it? Own up, you spineless sacks of shit. Who’s the genius that lit this dumpster fire? Was it you, Farage, [Read More…]
The Filth and the Fury: Orange Bastard Plays World Cop
What the actual fuck is this? I’m sitting here, chain-smoking my way through a pack of cancer sticks, trying to wrap my skull around this [Read More…]
The Far-Right Circle Jerk: A Shitshow of Hypocrisy and Hurty Words
I’ve been neck-deep in the digital sewer of Twitter/X/Echo-Chamber-of-Dumbassery for what feels like an eternity, trying to understand the far-right pricks who fester in this [Read More…]
Le Pen’s Guillotine: French Far Right Gets a Taste of Its Own Medicine
PARIS – Well, well, well, mes amis, the shit finally hit the fan, and it’s splattered all over Marine Le Pen’s pristine far-right façade. Yesterday, [Read More…]
London: Same Old Shithole, Just With Better Lies
I’m back from London, you filthy bastards, the city I used to call home before I fled to the Midlands to escape the stench of [Read More…]
Rupert Lowe’s Rape Gang ‘Enquiry’: A Steaming Pile of Grift and Bullshit
What in the bleeding fuck is this absolute clown-shit? Rupert Lie-a-lot-Lowe, that smarmy, land-hoarding parasite, just slithered out of his hole to announce he’s running [Read More…]
The Fat Cat Con: A Rigged Game of Greed and Gruel
Here’s the deal, you glassy-eyed bastards: the whole screaming shitshow right now is a bare-knuckle brawl between two rotten ideas. Option one: hunt down the [Read More…]
Black Sea Ceasefire: A Fragile Fucking Mirage in a War That Won’t Die
Three days of talks in Saudi Arabia, and what do we get? A couple of half-assed agreements between the US, Russia, and Ukraine that might—just [Read More…]
Netflix’s Free Hype Men: You Dumb Bastards Played Yourselves
I crawl back from a rare, sweet little escape – somewhere far from this cesspool-and what do I find? The same steaming pile of bullshit, [Read More…]
Tenerife: Even spiders need a break
I needed a fucking break, you miserable bastards. I’ve had enough of the far-right pricks on Twitter spewing their racist garbage, Labour’s promises turning to [Read More…]