Author: Spider Thompson
The Filth and the Fury: Orange Bastard Plays World Cop
What the actual fuck is this? I’m sitting here, chain-smoking my way through a pack of cancer sticks, trying to wrap my skull around this [Read More…]
The Far-Right Circle Jerk: A Shitshow of Hypocrisy and Hurty Words
I’ve been neck-deep in the digital sewer of Twitter/X/Echo-Chamber-of-Dumbassery for what feels like an eternity, trying to understand the far-right pricks who fester in this [Read More…]
Le Pen’s Guillotine: French Far Right Gets a Taste of Its Own Medicine
PARIS – Well, well, well, mes amis, the shit finally hit the fan, and it’s splattered all over Marine Le Pen’s pristine far-right façade. Yesterday, [Read More…]
London: Same Old Shithole, Just With Better Lies
I’m back from London, you filthy bastards, the city I used to call home before I fled to the Midlands to escape the stench of [Read More…]
Rupert Lowe’s Rape Gang ‘Enquiry’: A Steaming Pile of Grift and Bullshit
What in the bleeding fuck is this absolute clown-shit? Rupert Lie-a-lot-Lowe, that smarmy, land-hoarding parasite, just slithered out of his hole to announce he’s running [Read More…]
The Fat Cat Con: A Rigged Game of Greed and Gruel
Here’s the deal, you glassy-eyed bastards: the whole screaming shitshow right now is a bare-knuckle brawl between two rotten ideas. Option one: hunt down the [Read More…]
Black Sea Ceasefire: A Fragile Fucking Mirage in a War That Won’t Die
Three days of talks in Saudi Arabia, and what do we get? A couple of half-assed agreements between the US, Russia, and Ukraine that might—just [Read More…]
Netflix’s Free Hype Men: You Dumb Bastards Played Yourselves
I crawl back from a rare, sweet little escape – somewhere far from this cesspool-and what do I find? The same steaming pile of bullshit, [Read More…]
Tenerife: Even spiders need a break
I needed a fucking break, you miserable bastards. I’ve had enough of the far-right pricks on Twitter spewing their racist garbage, Labour’s promises turning to [Read More…]
The shitshow is live, and Reform’s eating itself alive
Jesus wept, the spat is real, the meltdown’s a goddamn fireworks display, and the aftermath? It’s like watching a pack of rabid hyenas fight over [Read More…]