The Nathaniel Fried Freakshow

Alright, you degenerate truth-seekers, buckle up for a dive into the rancid swamp of Nathaniel Fried, the tech wunderkind who lasted five minutes as Reform UK’s DOGE poster boy before bailing like a rat off a sinking ship. This story’s got it all: shady crypto schemes, MI5 whispers, and a guy so obsessed with knowing your secrets he’d probably hack your grandma’s knitting blog. So, let’s crack open this cesspool and see what crawls out.

Last week, the freedom fighters—those scrappy bastards shouting into the X void—locked horns with Fried, a 28-year-old data nerd who thought he could play digital cowboy for Reform’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). This ain’t your grandpa’s government audit; it’s a Musk-inspired stunt to sniff out council “waste” while waving the taxpayer flag. Problem is, nobody’s sure if DOGE is even legal. It’s a black-box operation, and Fried, the so-called tech genius, waded in swinging, attacking anyone daring to question Reform’s sacred cow. I called him out, and what does this prick do? Reports me to X’s thought police. Boom, I’m in digital jail for a week, while he’s been slinging the same shit at others with no timeout. X, you free-speech hypocrites, kiss my ink-stained ass. I deleted the post, then reposted it harder. Fuck you.

That week in the slammer gave me time to dig into Fried’s dirt, and holy shit, it’s a goldmine of weird. This guy’s life is a labyrinth of red flags, from blurred-out buildings on Google Maps to multiple hits on Companies House, sketchy birth certificates, and whispers of MI5 and GCHQ ties. Yeah, you read that right—security services. Then there’s his companies, a mix of cyber snooping and crypto anonymity that screams “I’m up to no good.” My assistant’s sites got pinged the second we started poking, and his LinkedIn was practically molested. This fucker wants to know everything about everyone while staying a ghost himself. Kid, I was dodging spooks while you were in diapers.

Let’s talk Kent. Reform let this guy waltz into county council offices with a laptop and a smirk, free to rifle through god-knows-what data. Worried, I hit up a tech mate who runs council systems. He says Kent’s setup is tighter than a banker’s wallet—Fried likely couldn’t pull anything juicier than a phonebook. So, did he quit DOGE after five days because he found nothing worth stealing? Or did he grab a data haul and bolt? Nobody’s asking, and that’s the problem.

Now, the Companies House rap sheet. Fried’s name pops up three times, tied to six outfits—two dead, four kicking. First, the corpses: Turgensec Ltd, a cyber-sec firm that got gobbled up by some American outfit. This wasn’t just any startup—it bragged ties to the National Cyber Security Centre and GCHQ. If anyone could crack council systems, it’s a guy from this world. Then there’s Fupping Ltd, a half-assed media venture with a shady co-founder running seven companies from one address. It tried to be a product directory, flopped hard, and died. No tears shed.

The living companies are where it gets murky. Commit Limited runs “EUStartup News,” a WordPress ad farm that’s one part plagiarized content, one part scam vibes. Its contact email links to a domain that sets off every virus alert known to man. A cyber-sec pro with a site this dodgy? Either he’s incompetent or it’s a front. Kafka Capital Limited looks like a shell company tied to his blurred-out house, probably a tax dodge or a way to funnel cash. Smells like a grift, but it’s small potatoes.

Then we hit the jackpot: UK OSINT Community Ltd and OSINT Industries Ltd. OSINT—open-source intelligence—is fancy talk for scraping every corner of the internet to build dossiers on people. The Community runs a forum where Fried plays admin, letting others do the legwork while he sips the data. OSINT Industries is the real kicker: it sells “intel-rich digital profiles” from emails, phone numbers, even crypto wallets, to governments, cops, and journalists. They claim it’s all public data, GDPR-compliant, but it’s a razor’s edge from illegal. This guy, who just had a backstage pass to Kent’s data, runs a business that could turn your life into a searchable PDF. Did he upload council records to his database before quitting? Nobody knows, and Reform ain’t asking.

Across the pond, it gets crazier. Fried’s tied to 0xbow, a US outfit that scrubs crypto transactions clean, making cash anonymous. Reform’s now taking crypto, and guess what? The Electoral Commission demands transparency on donations—names, amounts, legitimacy. With 0xbow, has Fried handed Reform a tool to make crypto cash untraceable? Money laundering? Maybe not, but it’s a hell of a coincidence. This guy’s one half data vampire, one half crypto ghost, and Reform let him loose on public records.

Here’s the rub: Fried’s a walking conflict of interest. He’s got one foot in knowing everything about you, the other in hiding dirty money. His GCHQ links and cyber-sec past mean he could’ve waltzed out of Kent with a digital goldmine. Reform’s DOGE is a clown show, and Fried’s was the tech ringmaster who bailed when the spotlight got too hot. The Electoral Commission needs to tear into Reform’s crypto donations, because this smells like a setup for dark money. And Kent? You deserve better than a data vulture sniffing your files.

I’ve fired off an email to these clowns, Kent county council, Reform UK, Zia Yusuf, even the bloody electoral commission asking for a better explanation why the hell this happened and how can Reform be trusted at all now. This articles on time release, I’ll give these clowns chance to answer but it goes live Monday 30th June regardless.

Till then, Spider out. Keep your eyes open, you filthy animals.

Just as I double check this before it goes live, I check this clown timeline one last time for any more juicy bits and BLAM this jumps out at me. thinking about what I’ve scrawled above, check this tweet he sent out a few days back. Reform and Fried have questions to answer.