Alright, you degenerate data-junkies, strap in. The tiny tantrum-thrower, that self-styled provocateur with a messiah complex and a megaphone, is at it again. This time, he’s got his crosshairs on Starmer, the UK’s beleaguered PM, and he’s slinging shit like a chimp in a rage cage. The little gremlin’s latest grift? A September 13th London protest that’s less a rally and more a fuckfest of self-pity and bile. It’s pathetic enough to make your eyes bleed scrolling through the feeds, and trust me, mine are haemorrhaging.
This pint-sized prick’s been riding the same tired bandwagon he didn’t uncover – he found it, like a vulture sniffing carrion. He’s milking it for all it’s worth, whining “poor me” when the grift’s ripe, playing the victim card like it’s the only one in his deck. But now he’s gone and cranked the stupid to eleven. I’m scrolling today, and there’s his life-sized (ha!) profile pic, plastered with a shot of Starmer and the words “I FACILITATE CHILD RAPE” scrawled across it like some edgelord’s fever dream. I ain’t no lawyer – fuck knows I’d rather gargle razorblades than wear a suit – but I know libel when it smacks me in the face. This? This is libel, pure and unfiltered, the kind of defamatory sludge that should have this muppet’s ass hauled into court faster than you can say “restraining order.”
Let’s get real: social media’s already the Wild West, a lawless digital sprawl where every keyboard cowboy can spew whatever venom they want, consequences be damned. The right-wing nutters scream about “hurty post jail” when someone gets nicked for inciting a riot or torching a hotel, crying free speech like it’s their birth right. But then they turn around and pull this? Slapping a PM with a baseless, sickening accusation like that? It’s not just hypocritical – it’s fucking grotesque. If you get banged up for posting “burn the migrants,” that’s one thing; the law’s clear on incitement. But this? This is a whole new level of vile, and somehow, this little shit’s still strutting free, no cuffs, no courtroom, no nothing. Why the fuck isn’t he getting his ass spanked in front of a judge for this?
The UK’s libel laws are tighter than a banker’s wallet. Defamation here isn’t just a slap on the wrist – it’s a legal sledgehammer. The burden’s on the publisher to prove their claims are true, and good luck with that when you’re accusing the PM of enabling child rape with zero evidence. English courts don’t mess around; truth’s a defence, but you better have receipts, not just a grudge and a meme generator. Yet here we are, with this clown show running unchecked, egging on every other basement-dwelling troll to do the same. Social media’s a cesspool, sure, but when you can sling this kind of filth without a knock on the door, it’s not just out of control – it’s a goddamn indictment of the system.
Starmer’s no saint, and his record as Director of Public Prosecutions (2008-2013) has its scars. The grooming gang scandals – Rotherham, Oldham, Telford – were a shitshow of institutional failure, and yeah, he admitted the CPS dropped the ball on victims, partly because of “ethnicity issues” and a lack of understanding. But “facilitating child rape”? That’s not just a stretch – it’s a lie so rancid it could curdle milk. The little grifter’s not alone; he’s got a choir of far-right MPs and wannabe revolutionaries amplifying his noise, all while dodging the legal heat themselves. Meanwhile, regular folks get jail time for less – like the 55-year-old woman nicked for a post claiming a stabbing suspect was an asylum seeker. Double standards? You bet your ass.
So here’s the deal: I’m done just bitching. I’m running an experiment. Over the next few days, I’m gonna poke the bear, test the limits, see what happens when you sling mud this foul in the digital swamp. Will the law move? Will the trolls scatter? Or will it just be more of the same – screaming into the void while the world shrugs? Stay tuned, you filthy animals.
Spider Thompson’s on the case, and I’m not here to hold hands.
This is the truth, or at least as close as you’re gonna get in this shitstorm of a world.
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