It’s back, yet again, more times than the real Slim-Shady—tell a friend, because apparently, the far-right can’t stop circle-jerking their victim complex long enough to hear the truth. What the fuck is wrong with the collective brain cell of these online fascists? They’re screaming “hurty words,” “political prisoner,” “two-tier Keir,” “ill-advised words”—you name it, they’ve got a buzzword for it. They see the “miscarriage of justice” in every shadow, but they don’t see what’s wrong with their own goddamn actions. And I don’t understand how they can’t tell the difference between free speech and a fucking Molotov cocktail made of words.
It’s so fucking simple, you brain-dead troglodytes. Call someone a name online? Go for it—no big deal. State your opinion on X, even if it’s dumber than a bag of hammers? That’s free speech, enjoy it, it’s your goddamn right. But organize riots? Call for violence? Promote hate campaigns that get people hurt or killed? That’s not alright. That’s fucking illegal. It has repercussions. Prison. No, it’s not “political persecution” or “two-tier policing” or any other conspiracy shit you’ve cooked up in your echo chambers—it’s the fucking LAW.
Take this twat, Trish_NornIron, on X: “Not a single person should be in prison for a social media post.” On paper, sure, sounds nice. “Sticks and stones,” right? Words don’t hurt, blah blah blah. But when someone asked her what she’d do if a social media post drove a hate campaign against her—tried to get people to attack her, burn her house down, whatever—she had nothing. Her only reply? Correcting their grammar. “Their.” That’s it. That’s the depth of her intellectual arsenal. Here’s the problem, you absolute gonad: these people don’t understand the fucking issue. They want to scream “free speech” while organizing riots and violence? Fine, let them. But they need to understand it has consequences—and those consequences aren’t a pat on the back and a gold star for patriotism.
Then later, we’ve got this supposed “ex-police officer” SgtGrumpy—except this is the internet, so he could be a 12-year-old kid from the Netherlands for all we know, and he sure as shit acts like one. This genius is out here trying to convince his little flock of brain-dead followers that no one—NO ONE—has ever copied anything anyone suggested on social media. Ever. I jumped in on this one because, holy fuck, I couldn’t let that level of stupidity slide. This guy clearly thinks the Earth is flat, the moon landing was a TikTok filter, and social media is just a place to post pictures of your cat.
I pointed out the obvious: the world fucking RUNS on social media influencers, you absolute troglodyte. Remember the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge? That viral stunt from 2014 had millions of people dumping ice water on their heads, raising over $115 million for charity, all because some schmuck on Facebook thought it’d be a good idea. TikTok dance challenges? Those brain-dead viral trends have kids and grandmas alike twerking to the same beat, racking up billions of views—entire economies are built on that shit now. And let’s not forget the Southport riots, which were basically birthed in the cesspool of online media.
What does SgtGrumpy have to say to that mountain of evidence? Nothing. Not a fucking word. No counterargument, no clever comeback—just the sound of his own ignorance echoing in the void. But could I convince him? Of course not. You can’t convince a brick wall to grow a brain, and you can’t convince a flat-earther that the world isn’t a fucking pancake. This guy’s so deep in his own bullshit he’d probably argue the Ice Bucket Challenge was a government conspiracy to sell ice cubes. I’m done wasting my breath on these keyboard warriors who think “I don’t believe it” is the same as “it didn’t happen.” The truth doesn’t care about your feelings, SgtGrumpy—go cry about it in your Dutch kid Discord server.
So let’s talk about Southport, because that’s where the bloodstains lead. The far-right wankers who organized and pushed that violence—they’ve got blood on their hands. They’re not “political prisoners,” they’re fucking responsible for the hate, the bloodshed, the destruction. They called it a “patriotic call to arms,” but what it really was is a call to burn shit down and hurt people. And now they’re crying “miscarriage of justice” because they’re in prison? Boo-fucking-hoo. Matthew Hankinson, a neo-Nazi scumbag fresh out of prison for being part of a banned terrorist group, was “documenting live” from Southport, calling it “police oppression of peaceful protesters.” Peaceful? Tell that to the people who got hurt. His videos racked up thousands of views, spreading racist bile and justifying extreme violence. That’s not free speech—that’s a fucking incitement to terrorism. And the law agrees.
And let’s not pretend this is just a few bad apples. BBC analysis shows a pattern: far-right influencers on X, TikTok, and smaller groups like Patriotic Alternative are driving this shit. They’re not just “concerned citizens”—they’re amplifying tragedy for their own hateful agenda, pushing slogans like “Enough is Enough” to the tune of 60,000 mentions on X. Organic? Sure, if you call a cancer spreading organic.
Studies back this up: social media posts from convicted right-wing extremists show clear “signals of risk” that predict when someone’s about to go from keyboard warrior to real-world terrorist. These aren’t just “hurty words”—they’re a roadmap to violence.
So, are these far-right idiots ever going to realize this? Probably not. The world’s lost its shit, and they’re too busy sniffing their own farts to notice the stench of their actions. They’ll keep crying “political prisoner” while ignoring the bodies piling up in their wake. But I’m not here to be popular—I’m here for the truth. And the truth is, those prison sentences are just. They’re right. And if you can’t handle the consequences of your “patriotic call to arms,” maybe you shouldn’t have picked up the megaphone in the first place.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go scream into the void some more. It’s the only thing that keeps me sane in this cesspool.
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