Tommy Robinson’s Perpetual Pity Party – Cry Me a River, You Self-Made Martyr

Oh, for fuck’s sake, you simpering sacks of digital detritus, scrolling through your feeds like rats in a sewer pipe – this is Spider Thompson, your bile-spewing, chain-smoking harbinger of hard truths, clawing my way out of the cesspit to eviscerate the latest whine-fest from that perpetual victim, Tommy Robinson. Yeah, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, the blowhard who’s made a career out of stirring shit, breaking laws like they’re candy wrappers, and then bawling when the bill comes due. Now he’s at it again, bleating on X about his upcoming “trial” under “terrorism” legislation, acting like the state’s got a personal vendetta against his holy crusade. Boo-hoo, Tommy. You did this to yourself, you idiot, and if by some miracle you walk free, your whole grift collapses like a house of cards built on bullshit.

Let’s dissect this latest episode of “Tommy’s Tantrums,” shall we? The man’s out there posting videos and rants, claiming in two weeks the state’s hauling him before a judge – no jury, just a “state-appointed” overlord ready to lock him up on “trumped-up charges.” He’s even inviting the faithful to pack Westminster Magistrates on October 13th and 14th, like it’s some martyr’s rally. “If they can do this to me, they can do this to you,” he wails, positioning himself as the canary in the coal mine for free speech. Spare me. This isn’t some shadowy deep-state conspiracy; it’s Tommy knowingly thumbing his nose at the rules, then playing shocked when the hammer drops. The guy’s got a rap sheet longer than his post prison beard – contempt of court, assault, fraud, you name it. He films outside trials, violates reporting restrictions, spreads disinformation like it’s confetti, all while knowing damn well it’ll land him in hot water. But no, it’s always “the establishment” out to get him. Blame the state? You built this cage yourself, you fool. Every infraction is a calculated move to fuel the victim narrative, rake in donations from the gullible, and keep the grift rolling.

And get this: If the court actually finds him innocent for once? Poof – his entire schtick evaporates. No more “persecuted patriot” persona, no more rallies crying foul, no more books and merch peddled on the back of his “struggles.” It’d expose the whole operation as the farce it is: a man manufacturing drama to monetize outrage. Tommy thrives on conviction; acquittal would make him look like the boy who cried wolf one too many times. Stupid? Beyond belief. But that’s the beauty of the con – keep the marks hooked on the persecution porn, and they never question the script.

Then there’s the hypocrisy that could choke a horse. This clown’s happy to smear lies against anyone with a pulse – Muslims, immigrants, journalists, the lot – painting them as groomers, terrorists, or whatever bogeyman du jour fits his agenda. But the second someone digs into his own murky past? Oh, the tears flow. Take his latest video ambush: He corners a Sunday Times journo, accusing him of a “targeted smear campaign” for contacting old school pals – specifically Asians – from 30 years back, hunting for dirt. The reporter squirms, Tommy crows victory, calling it biased tactics to manipulate narratives. Pot, meet kettle, you hypocritical hack. You’ve built an empire on half-truths and outright fabrications, doxxing and defaming at will, but heaven forbid someone fact-checks your saintly backstory. “Exposing the truth”? More like selective outrage from a man who can’t handle the mirror.

I hate it here, where frauds like Tommy game the system, break the rules on purpose, then whine about consequences like spoiled brats. He’s not a hero; he’s a symptom of the rot, preying on fears while pointing fingers everywhere but inward. The state’s no saint, but neither is this grifter. If you’re buying his act, wake up – or don’t. Keep funding the farce. See if the truth cares.

Spider out.