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I HATE IT HERE: Queue or Fuck Off

I HATE IT HERE: Queue or Fuck Off

The Orange Fuckwit Still Breathes

The Orange Fuckwit Still Breathes

Is Eon Musk’s Shitshow About to get X Banned and Shake the Future of Social Media?

Is Eon Musk’s Shitshow About to get X Banned and Shake the Future of Social Media?

I Hate It Here: The Great Tory Flea Circus Jumps to Reform’s Dung Heap

I Hate It Here: The Great Tory Flea Circus Jumps to Reform’s Dung Heap

2026 Predictions: Why the Fuck Not?

2026 Predictions: Why the Fuck Not?

2025: The Year Britain Finally Admits It’s Fucked

2025: The Year Britain Finally Admits It’s Fucked

World War 3: A Silent War That’s Already Started

World War 3: A Silent War That’s Already Started

Tag: Elon Musk

Dispatches

The Musk-Trump Circus and the Birth of a Shitstorm

  • By Spider Thompson
  • July 2, 2025
Elon Musk and Donald Trump
Elon Musk and Donald Trump

Listen up, you filthy assistants, because the US political sewer just overflowed, and I’m wading through the stench to bring you the unvarnished truth. Elon [Read More…]

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The Filth and the Fury: Elon Musk’s White House Betrayal

  • By Spider Thompson
  • May 28, 2025
Elon Musk and Donald Trump
Elon Musk and Donald Trump

Listen up, you brain-dead drones, because the circus in D.C. just got a new ringmaster, and he’s already setting fire to the tent. Elon Musk, [Read More…]

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Elon Musk and the Tesla Shitshow: A Clown Car Crash in Slow Motion

  • By Spider Thompson
  • May 1, 2025
Clowns Driving A Tesla
Clowns Driving A Tesla

Gather ‘round, you drooling masses, and behold the flaming wreckage of Tesla, the electric car empire that once had liberals creaming their jeans and now [Read More…]

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Musk’s Telsa Apocalypse: The room’s on fire and he’s still Tweeting

  • By Spider Thompson
  • March 5, 2025

Listen up, you drooling pack of screen-addicted apes—here’s a dispatch from the edge of the abyss, where the air stinks of burning rubber and shattered [Read More…]

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Here we go again, might be a genius but he cannot check facts.

  • By Spider Thompson
  • February 21, 2025

Same old shit, folks. Our boy’s swallowing the @Inevitablewest line like a chump—hook, sinker, and a fistful of corporate lies. The real story’s got teeth, [Read More…]

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