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I HATE IT HERE: Queue or Fuck Off

I HATE IT HERE: Queue or Fuck Off

The Orange Fuckwit Still Breathes

The Orange Fuckwit Still Breathes

Is Eon Musk’s Shitshow About to get X Banned and Shake the Future of Social Media?

Is Eon Musk’s Shitshow About to get X Banned and Shake the Future of Social Media?

I Hate It Here: The Great Tory Flea Circus Jumps to Reform’s Dung Heap

I Hate It Here: The Great Tory Flea Circus Jumps to Reform’s Dung Heap

2026 Predictions: Why the Fuck Not?

2026 Predictions: Why the Fuck Not?

2025: The Year Britain Finally Admits It’s Fucked

2025: The Year Britain Finally Admits It’s Fucked

World War 3: A Silent War That’s Already Started

World War 3: A Silent War That’s Already Started

Tag: Donald Trump

Dispatches

Trump’s Tylenol Tantrum and the Autism Pseudoscience Circus – How the Hell Is This Moron President Again?

  • By Spider Thompson
  • September 23, 2025
Donald Trump with Robert Kennedy

Listen up, you brain-dead flock of sheeple, bleating your way through the apocalypse while the orange overlord turns science into a punchline – this is [Read More…]

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The Filthy Truth: How the Boot on America’s Throat Just Got a Little Tighter

  • By Spider Thompson
  • September 19, 2025
Jimmy Kimmel

Listen up, you drooling masses, because I’m about to shove the jagged pill of reality down your collective gullet. It’s me, Spider Thompson, your favourite [Read More…]

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The Orange Tyrant’s Boot on D.C.’s Neck

  • By Spider Thompson
  • August 13, 2025
The National Guard parks close to the Washington Monument as the deployment begins

Washington, D.C., is choking on the stench of fascism this morning, and it smells like cheap hairspray and desperation. President Donald J. Trump, that tangerine-tinted [Read More…]

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Musk’s America Party, A Billionaire’s Tantrum or a Real Rebellion?

  • By Spider Thompson
  • July 6, 2025
Elon Musk - American Party
Elon Musk - American Party

In the neon-drenched cesspool of American politics, where the air stinks of recycled promises and corporate handshakes, Elon Musk – billionaire, space cowboy, and self-proclaimed [Read More…]

Dispatches

The Musk-Trump Circus and the Birth of a Shitstorm

  • By Spider Thompson
  • July 2, 2025
Elon Musk and Donald Trump
Elon Musk and Donald Trump

Listen up, you filthy assistants, because the US political sewer just overflowed, and I’m wading through the stench to bring you the unvarnished truth. Elon [Read More…]

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The Filth and the Fury: Elon Musk’s White House Betrayal

  • By Spider Thompson
  • May 28, 2025
Elon Musk and Donald Trump
Elon Musk and Donald Trump

Listen up, you brain-dead drones, because the circus in D.C. just got a new ringmaster, and he’s already setting fire to the tent. Elon Musk, [Read More…]

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