Farage’s Tax-Dodging Circus: The Smarmy Bastards Guide to Fucking the Country While Grinning Like a Greedy Weasel

Alright, you rancid pack of gutter-scrapings, here’s your daily brain-fuck courtesy of the truth: All those slack-jawed, oxygen-wasting Farage cultists are bleating that there’s jack shit wrong with his tax-dodging sleight of hand. Legal? Yeah, in the same way kicking a puppy is if no one’s watching. Moral? Fuck no, that’s a one-way ticket to hell’s dumpster. But screw the foreplay – let’s drag that bloated elephant in the room into the spotlight and gut it.

We’ve got 34.21 million wage-slaves grinding away in this shithole country, averaging £38.2K a year. Slap on that average tax rate of 23.7%, and bam – each poor bastard coughs up £9K in blood money, totalling £309.6 billion for the government’s endless circle-jerk of incompetence. Not a bad haul for the suits, right?

Now, flip the script: That £38.2K wage slips under the £50K corp tax threshold, so you’re only bleeding out 19%. Run the numbers again, you math-illiterate fucks – 19% of £38.2K is £7.3K per head, or £248 billion total. That’s a gaping £61.6 billion wound in the treasury if every drooling idiot pulls the same con.

And with the Tories already having skull-fucked this nation into a coma, imagine if every man, woman, and their inbred mutt sets up a pissant company – only £50 online at Companies House, easier than wiping your ass. Not only do they pocket an extra £1.7K a year to blow on cheap booze and regrets, but the government scrambles for over £60 billion extra just to keep the lights on and the bread lines moving.

So, how’s that make Farage look now, eh? Like a genius? Nah, lock the smarmy cunt up and throw away the key. These loophole-exploiting parasites might be “playing the game,” but they’re raping the country raw. If you’re cheering this shit on, you’re not just part of the problem – you’re the goddamn disease.

Spider Out – to log onto Companies House.