Category: Dispatches
My stories? Fuck your neat little boxes, but if I’ve gotta slap a label on this raging beast, call it ‘Truth Porn.’ Yeah, that’s it—raw, filthy, in-your-face dispatches from the rotting guts of this world. Not politics, not economics, not some pansy-ass ‘social commentary’—it’s the unfiltered howl of reality, stripped naked and screaming, with all the hypocrisy, greed, and bullshit laid bare for you drooling morons to choke on. Category? It’s me kicking the universe in the teeth and daring it to bite back.
The Orange Tyrant’s Boot on D.C.’s Neck
Washington, D.C., is choking on the stench of fascism this morning, and it smells like cheap hairspray and desperation. President Donald J. Trump, that tangerine-tinted [Read More…]
The Truth, You Filthy Bastards: Politics is lawless
These four – Starmer, Badenoch, Farage, Davey – they’re just rich pricks playing power games, tossing out lies and cheap tricks like confetti. Not one of them’s worth the spit in your mouth. The country’s burning, and they’re pouring petrol on the flames while you cheer like brain-dead sheep.
The Truth Is a Molotov Cocktail: Far-Right Lies and the UK’s Hotel Riots
This ain’t about hotels or migrants. It’s about a country eating itself alive because people like Farage and Robinson make bank on division. They don’t solve problems; they point fingers. They don’t build; they burn.
The Boat People: A Filthy Fucking Reality Check
Alright, you miserable bastards, strap in. It’s time to wade through the steaming pile of lies you’re being fed about these so-called “boat people.” You [Read More…]
Truth Hurts, You Sensitive Bastards
Listen up, you whining, screen-addicted troglodytes. I’m back, hunched over this disease-ridden laptop, ready to shove some jagged truth down your throats. This one’s gonna [Read More…]
Theatre? Fuck No, This Is a Goddamn Circus!
This world’s gone so far up its own digital asshole it’s coughing up pixels. I’m sprawled in my filth-encrusted apartment, chain-smoking rollies, eyeballing the news [Read More…]
How Stephen’s Sorry Ass Became the Internet’s Latest Punching Bag
Listen up, you drooling digital vultures, because I’m about to carve through the steaming pile of bullshit clogging up your feeds. I’m Spider Thompson, and [Read More…]
Law and Order, My Filthy Arse
Farage’s immigrant-blaming narrative just keeps crumbling. Higher crime, worse violent and sexual offences, and a whiter population – Clacton’s stats are a middle finger to his whole shtick.
The Online Safety Act’s Lie Detector Section is a Fucking Sledgehammer, But Will It Hit the Right Heads?
Alright, you filthy truth-junkies, strap in. The UK’s Online Safety Act 2023 just dropped a legislative nuke, and I’m here to carve it up like [Read More…]
The Online Safety Act 2023: Digital Duct Tape on a Leaking Internet
Picture this: the internet, a screaming, pulsating cesspool of human thought, where every degenerate, dreamer, and demagogue gets a megaphone. Now imagine the Tories – [Read More…]