Category: Dispatches
My stories? Fuck your neat little boxes, but if I’ve gotta slap a label on this raging beast, call it ‘Truth Porn.’ Yeah, that’s it—raw, filthy, in-your-face dispatches from the rotting guts of this world. Not politics, not economics, not some pansy-ass ‘social commentary’—it’s the unfiltered howl of reality, stripped naked and screaming, with all the hypocrisy, greed, and bullshit laid bare for you drooling morons to choke on. Category? It’s me kicking the universe in the teeth and daring it to bite back.
Frog-Faced Farage Gets His Ass Handed to Him In Court
That’s what happens when you ignore the summons, you arrogant prick; the system finally bites back, even if it’s just a nibble.
The Filth Column: Traitors, Tax Dodgers and Farage Gets His Arse Handed to Him
Listen up, you filthy degenerates, because I’m about to unload a steaming pile of truth on your complacent skulls. It’s me, Spider Thompson, your favourite [Read More…]
What The Fuck Has Labour Ever Done Anyway?
Alright, you degenerate sacks of meat and regret, listen up because I’m Spider Thompson, and I’m about to vomit truth all over your screens like [Read More…]
I Hate It Here: Angela Rayner and the Stamp Duty Shitshow
Angela Rayner, the so-called Deputy Prime Minister and Housing Secretary, has finally admitted she fucked up her stamp duty on some fancy flat in Hove. And get this: she even thought about quitting. Boo-fucking-hoo.
Liam Tuffs: The Beetroot-faced Bullshit Merchant of “The Dozen”
This is not my first dance with Liam Tuffs, that pulsating, red-faced caricature of a man who looks like he’s one bad kebab away from [Read More…]
The Filth of Fear: You Fuckers are the Problem
This week’s been a goddamn circus of stupidity, and I’m not even surprised anymore. X, the platform of “free speech” ban has left me with [Read More…]
Spider Thompson Survives Buddy – The Buddy Holly Story
Look, Buddy – The Buddy Holly Story is a must-see if you’re into early rock ‘n’ roll or just want to feel something pure for two hours. The cast is a powerhouse, the music’s a time machine, and the vibe is infectious.
Zia Yusuf’s Walking Videos and the Stinking Hypocrisy of Farage’s Clown Car
Listen up, you brain-dead drones scrolling through the digital shitstorm of 2025: Reform UK is back at it, serving up a fresh pile of steaming [Read More…]
The Truth is a Bladed Weapon: Dundee’s Misinformation Shitstorm
Maybe we stop worshipping billionaires who think tweeting is a personality. Maybe we remember that a 12-year-old with knives isn’t a warrior – she’s a kid who needs help, not a cartoon.
The GB News Islamophobia Circus: A Screaming Match in the Clown Car of Outrage
So where does this leave us? Nowhere good. Rayner’s initiative might be well-meaning, but it’s a bureaucratic Band-Aid on a cultural wound. Salek’s fighting the good fight, but he’s outgunned by a system that rewards outrage over reason. Deane’s not entirely wrong about free speech risks, but he’s playing to the cheap seats, and he knows it.