Category: Dispatches
My stories? Fuck your neat little boxes, but if I’ve gotta slap a label on this raging beast, call it ‘Truth Porn.’ Yeah, that’s it—raw, filthy, in-your-face dispatches from the rotting guts of this world. Not politics, not economics, not some pansy-ass ‘social commentary’—it’s the unfiltered howl of reality, stripped naked and screaming, with all the hypocrisy, greed, and bullshit laid bare for you drooling morons to choke on. Category? It’s me kicking the universe in the teeth and daring it to bite back.
I HATE IT HERE: Queue or Fuck Off
We don’t ask for much. We don’t demand you worship our soggy gods or eat our repulsive food. Just: speak the language so we can understand your complaints. Work. Queue. Be polite. Treat people like humans regardless of what’s between their legs. That’s the price of admission in this mad, damp island experiment.
The Orange Fuckwit Still Breathes
How is he still there, one year into the sequel nobody asked for, still shitting executive orders like a constipated warlord? The 25th Amendment? A joke. A parchment condom on a gangbang of cowards. Congress? A zoo of bought hyenas and trembling interns who’d rather rim the Beast than risk their pensions.
Is Eon Musk’s Shitshow About to get X Banned and Shake the Future of Social Media?
It was the “mere conduit” clause, a get-out-of-jail-free card for platforms acting as passive pipes, not editors.
I Hate It Here: The Great Tory Flea Circus Jumps to Reform’s Dung Heap
Jenrick’s move reeks of desperation: “If I can’t lead the Tories, I’ll burn the house down and join the arsonists next door.”
2026 Predictions: Why the Fuck Not?
You know what, you filthy degenerate bastards – happy fucking New Year. I’ve crawled out of my drug – soaked bunker long enough to shove [Read More…]
2025: The Year Britain Finally Admits It’s Fucked
Listen up, you festering sacks of entitlement and ignorance, it’s me, Spider Thompson, clawing my way out of whatever chemical haze I fell into last [Read More…]
World War 3: A Silent War That’s Already Started
Musk didn’t just buy a platform – he weaponized it. Turned the dials to “far-right propaganda overdrive” and let it rip.
FILTHY ASSISTANTS: THE CENSORSHIP CHRONICLES
Listen up, you filth-mongers, because I’m typing this through a haze of nicotine and righteous fury, eyes bleeding from the screen while that site’s algorithms [Read More…]
The Fear-Mongering Cunt and her Boatload of Bullshit
So what do you say, Dewbs? You a terrorist, you slimy fear-monger? Spill it, confess your sins to the masses, or crawl back into whatever dank hole you slithered out of.
The Musk Empire Strikes Back – One Billionaires Middle Finger to Europe
Well, here we fucking go, you slack-jawed, algorithm-addled meat puppets dangling from the strings of your glowing screens. I called this steaming pile of bullshit [Read More…]