Author: Spider Thompson
I Hate It Here: Angela Rayner and the Stamp Duty Shitshow
Angela Rayner, the so-called Deputy Prime Minister and Housing Secretary, has finally admitted she fucked up her stamp duty on some fancy flat in Hove. And get this: she even thought about quitting. Boo-fucking-hoo.
Liam Tuffs: The Beetroot-faced Bullshit Merchant of “The Dozen”
This is not my first dance with Liam Tuffs, that pulsating, red-faced caricature of a man who looks like he’s one bad kebab away from [Read More…]
The Filth of Fear: You Fuckers are the Problem
This week’s been a goddamn circus of stupidity, and I’m not even surprised anymore. X, the platform of “free speech” ban has left me with [Read More…]
Spider Thompson Survives Buddy – The Buddy Holly Story
Look, Buddy – The Buddy Holly Story is a must-see if you’re into early rock ‘n’ roll or just want to feel something pure for two hours. The cast is a powerhouse, the music’s a time machine, and the vibe is infectious.
Zia Yusuf’s Walking Videos and the Stinking Hypocrisy of Farage’s Clown Car
Listen up, you brain-dead drones scrolling through the digital shitstorm of 2025: Reform UK is back at it, serving up a fresh pile of steaming [Read More…]
The Truth is a Bladed Weapon: Dundee’s Misinformation Shitstorm
Maybe we stop worshipping billionaires who think tweeting is a personality. Maybe we remember that a 12-year-old with knives isn’t a warrior – she’s a kid who needs help, not a cartoon.
The GB News Islamophobia Circus: A Screaming Match in the Clown Car of Outrage
So where does this leave us? Nowhere good. Rayner’s initiative might be well-meaning, but it’s a bureaucratic Band-Aid on a cultural wound. Salek’s fighting the good fight, but he’s outgunned by a system that rewards outrage over reason. Deane’s not entirely wrong about free speech risks, but he’s playing to the cheap seats, and he knows it.
Farage, Musk, and the Far-Right Fuckery: A Circus of Clowns and Code
Oh, for fuck’s sake, here we go again. I can’t escape this goddamn nightmare. Every time I blink, there’s Nigel Farage’s smug mug staring back [Read More…]
The Great Deportation Delusion: Farage’s Fucked Up Fantasy
So, what’s the deliverability? Zero. Nada. Zilch. This is a pipe dream sold to the angry and the gullible, a numbers game where the math doesn’t add up and the ethics are a sewer. Farage and his cronies are playing with fire, promising a purge they can’t deliver, all while risking another human rights catastrophe.
The Truth is a Banned Substance
So, X, where’s your spine? Where’s the free speech you promised? I want answers, you faceless, gutless machine.