Author: Spider Thompson
Farage, Musk, and the Far-Right Fuckery: A Circus of Clowns and Code
Oh, for fuck’s sake, here we go again. I can’t escape this goddamn nightmare. Every time I blink, there’s Nigel Farage’s smug mug staring back [Read More…]
The Great Deportation Delusion: Farage’s Fucked Up Fantasy
So, what’s the deliverability? Zero. Nada. Zilch. This is a pipe dream sold to the angry and the gullible, a numbers game where the math doesn’t add up and the ethics are a sewer. Farage and his cronies are playing with fire, promising a purge they can’t deliver, all while risking another human rights catastrophe.
The Truth is a Banned Substance
So, X, where’s your spine? Where’s the free speech you promised? I want answers, you faceless, gutless machine.
What The Fuck is this Clown Show? Farage’s Brain Meltdown
Listen up, you filthy little bastards, because I’m about to puke truth all over your eyeballs. I didn’t want to waste ink on this walking [Read More…]
Office Moved, Lets Warm-up the Keyboard
Farage isn’t just a defect-ridden husk of a man; he’s a walking proof that evolution sometimes takes a coffee break and lets the garbage pile up.
The Truth is Dead, and Modern Journalism’s Holding the Smoking Gun
I’m sitting here in this festering digital hellscape, chain-smoking a cherry flavoured vape and staring at a screen vomiting out what passes for “news” in [Read More…]
Stirring Shit and Calling It Journalism – Ben Leo
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a bottle of something strong and a country to save. Stay filthy, you beautiful bastards, and keep listening to Don and Sal. They’re the real deal. Unlike GB News, which can choke on its own bullshit.
The Truth is a Diseased Foot, and Reform UK’s Stomping It to Pulp
Reform UK, that clown car of a political party, has once again proven they’re less a movement and more a traveling circus of half-baked lunatics. And this time, they’ve dragged a 23-year-old TikTok wizard named Jack Anderton into the spotlight.
The Great Two-Tier Tantrum
Wake up, you clowns. The only thing burning here is your own goddamn narrative.
Two Fists, One Mouth, and a Whole Lot of Bullshit: Tommy Robinson vs. Tony Bellew
The world’s a circus, and I’m stuck in the cheap seats, watching two clowns slug it out over who gets to wear the bigger martyr [Read More…]