Author: Spider Thompson
Oh, shit, here we go again: Two-tier justice and the brain-dead mob
Buckle up, you filthy animals, because the far-right shit-stains are at it again, howling “Two-Tier Justice” like it’s some sacred chant they ripped from the [Read More…]
Musk’s Telsa Apocalypse: The room’s on fire and he’s still Tweeting
Listen up, you drooling pack of screen-addicted apes—here’s a dispatch from the edge of the abyss, where the air stinks of burning rubber and shattered [Read More…]
Free speech is a fucking circus and we’re the clowns
It’s Monday, and the shit’s already hitting the fan. Free speech—oh, that sacred golden calf—is the buzzword of the goddamn year, and I’m here to [Read More…]
GBNews – Circling the drain
“Christ, I feel filthy just letting my eyeballs scrape across this cesspool of a website—these bastards at GBNews have turned ‘digging for the news’ into [Read More…]
Lower numbers on immigrant boats, good news for the country, but bad for reform?
Alright, strap in, you poor bastards—here’s the latest dispatch from the shit-stained frontline of human desperation, La Crise Migratoire, as the French call it. That’s [Read More…]
Feel like being treated with some decency for once?
Feel that? That’s the divide cracking open, folks, a big, ugly fault line splitting the world right down the middle, and it’s starting to stink [Read More…]
Ukraine’s Rocks, Trump’s Tantrums, and the Great American Shakedown
WASHINGTON – Gather ‘round, you filthy little voyeurs, because the shitshow’s in full swing. Volodymyr Zelensky, Ukraine’s war-torn poster boy, just got bounced from the [Read More…]
Slashing Foreign Aid: Economic Saviour or a Kick in the UK’s Own Teeth?
Foreign aid’s a real head-scratcher, ain’t it? Sounds noble as hell—toss a lifeline to our fellow humans drowning in some far-off shitpile. Morally, sure, it’s [Read More…]
Two Clowns in Suits: Trump and Macron’s Ukraine Peace Circus
Washington smelled like wet dog and desperation yesterday as Donald Trump and Emmanuel Macron—two walking caricatures of power—slapped their egos on the table for the [Read More…]
Germany’s Election Freakshow: Nazis, TikTok, and the Death of the Middle
BERLIN – Strap in, you degenerate truth-junkies, because Germany’s 2025 election just puked up a Technicolor nightmare, and it’s dripping with every flavor of crazy [Read More…]