Author: Spider Thompson
Cock-A-Doodle-Die: The War on a Rooster and an Old Man’s Last Stand
Sometimes, the world shits out a story so brain-dead, so perfectly, gloriously stupid, that you have to stop, light a cigarette, and dive into the [Read More…]
The New Gods: How Your Smartphone Became Your Altar
Listen up, you screen-sucking, thumb-scrolling drones: I was neck-deep in a digital shitstorm on X the other day, watching idiots scream past each other about [Read More…]
God’s Dead, and We’re All Just Monkeys: A Darwinian Middle Finger to the Far-Right
I’m standing here in the festering asshole of the country, watching a pack of zealots scream about their sky-daddy while a line of desperate immigrants [Read More…]
The Filthy Truth: This Ain’t the Shithole You’re Screaming About
Wake the fuck up. The real enemy’s not in a dinghy—it’s in a boardroom, laughing as you scream at the wrong target. This country’s not perfect, but it’s not the shithole you’re being sold. Stop buying the lies. Stop being their useful idiots. And for fuck’s sake, stop sharing those grainy videos like they’re the gospel truth. The only thing getting stabbed around here is reality itself.
Looks Like the Big Man’s Got a Sick Sense of Irony After All
Easter weekend, huh? The holiest of holies for the Jesus freaks, where the world’s 1.3 billion Catholics clap their hands and sing about their boy [Read More…]
Easter Sunday: Resurrection by Chocolate Overdose
Easter Sunday hits the country like a bad trip, and I’m here to shove the truth down your throats until you choke on it. This [Read More…]
Good Friday? More Like “Fuck-Up Friday”
It’s Good Friday, folks, the day we’re supposed to solemnly nod at the memory of some poor bastard getting nailed to a cross for the [Read More…]
The System Chews up Another Idiot: I’m not sure I Care about Tommy Robinson any more
Here I am, choking on the smog of this festering hellscape we call civilization, and I’ve got to write about Stephen Yaxley-Lennon—better known as Tommy [Read More…]
The Truth Hurts: UK Supreme Court Says DNA Doesn’t Lie, Even if You Do
I’m sitting here in this filthy, hellhole of a future we where so excited about, sucking down a cocktail of nicotine patches and cheap whiskey, [Read More…]
The Far-Right’s Brain Cell is on Life Support, and I’m Pulling the Plug
It’s back, yet again, more times than the real Slim-Shady—tell a friend, because apparently, the far-right can’t stop circle-jerking their victim complex long enough to [Read More…]