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Tax Dodging and the Great Finger-Pointing Circus

Tax Dodging and the Great Finger-Pointing Circus

I HATE IT HERE: Queue or Fuck Off

I HATE IT HERE: Queue or Fuck Off

The Orange Fuckwit Still Breathes

The Orange Fuckwit Still Breathes

Is Eon Musk’s Shitshow About to get X Banned and Shake the Future of Social Media?

Is Eon Musk’s Shitshow About to get X Banned and Shake the Future of Social Media?

I Hate It Here: The Great Tory Flea Circus Jumps to Reform’s Dung Heap

I Hate It Here: The Great Tory Flea Circus Jumps to Reform’s Dung Heap

2026 Predictions: Why the Fuck Not?

2026 Predictions: Why the Fuck Not?

2025: The Year Britain Finally Admits It’s Fucked

2025: The Year Britain Finally Admits It’s Fucked

Author: Spider Thompson

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Lucy Connolly’s Free Speech Fuck-Up: From Dumb Post to Donation Jackpot in a Mad, Mad World

  • By Spider Thompson
  • May 18, 2025
Lucy Connolly
Lucy Connolly

Alright, strap in, you filthy animals, because this Lucy Connolly mess is a perfect shitstorm of free speech, stupidity, and the internet’s long memory. Picture [Read More…]

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Farage’s Filthy Finances

  • By Spider Thompson
  • May 16, 2025
Nigel Farage is laughing at you all
Nigel Farage is laughing at you all

Listen up, you filthy animals, because this is the kind of batshit insanity that makes my blood boil and my typewriter scream. Nigel Farage, that [Read More…]

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Rupert Lowe Charges Dropped: Farage’s Smear Machine Eats Its Own Shit

  • By Spider Thompson
  • May 14, 2025
Rupert Lowe
Rupert Lowe

Alright, you drooling vermin, gather ‘round the social-feed and listen up, because the Reform UK soap opera just took a turn so juicy it’d make [Read More…]

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Starmer Leans Right

  • By Spider Thompson
  • May 12, 2025
Keir Starmer Immigration Speech
Keir Starmer Immigration Speech

Listen up, you filthy city-dwellers, because I’m about to shove some jagged truth pills down your throats, and you’re gonna choke on ‘em. The immigration [Read More…]

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Reform’s Great Implosion: Councillors Flee Like Rats From a Sinking Dinghy

  • By Spider Thompson
  • May 10, 2025
Reform Councillors Resign
Reform Councillors Resign

Buckle up, you brain-dead city scum, because the Reform UK circus is collapsing faster than a robot orgy in a power surge. Those self-styled saviours [Read More…]

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The Truth is a Filthy Mirror: 80 Years After the Nazi Surrender

  • By Spider Thompson
  • May 8, 2025
VE day 80th anniversary
VE day 80th anniversary

Eighty years ago, the toughest sons of bitches Europe ever birthed stood in the smoking ruins of a continent and accepted the Nazi surrender. Bloodied, [Read More…]

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The Future’s a Glitch, and it’s Trying to Kill us

  • By Spider Thompson
  • May 6, 2025
Tesla Terminator
Tesla Terminator

Listen up, you flag-waving, net-zero-obsessed, VE Day fetishists! While you’re jerking off to your Union Jacks and whining about immigrants stealing your pizza, the real [Read More…]

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Birmingham’s a Fucking Alien Planet Now

  • By Spider Thompson
  • May 4, 2025
Birmingham City Centre
Birmingham City Centre

You ever hear that old saying, “When in Rome, do as the Romans do”? Yeah, it’s a nice little platitude, something your nan might’ve muttered [Read More…]

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Truth Hurts, You Muppets: Farage and Reform’s Big Con

  • By Spider Thompson
  • May 2, 2025
Polling Station
Polling Station

The pain’s real, folks, and it’s throbbing like a migraine in a blender. For months, Reform and their loudmouth-in-chief, Nigel Farage, have been screeching like [Read More…]

Dispatches

Elon Musk and the Tesla Shitshow: A Clown Car Crash in Slow Motion

  • By Spider Thompson
  • May 1, 2025
Clowns Driving A Tesla
Clowns Driving A Tesla

Gather ‘round, you drooling masses, and behold the flaming wreckage of Tesla, the electric car empire that once had liberals creaming their jeans and now [Read More…]

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