Author: Spider Thompson
Birmingham’s a Fucking Alien Planet Now
You ever hear that old saying, “When in Rome, do as the Romans do”? Yeah, it’s a nice little platitude, something your nan might’ve muttered [Read More…]
Truth Hurts, You Muppets: Farage and Reform’s Big Con
The pain’s real, folks, and it’s throbbing like a migraine in a blender. For months, Reform and their loudmouth-in-chief, Nigel Farage, have been screeching like [Read More…]
Elon Musk and the Tesla Shitshow: A Clown Car Crash in Slow Motion
Gather ‘round, you drooling masses, and behold the flaming wreckage of Tesla, the electric car empire that once had liberals creaming their jeans and now [Read More…]
Cock-A-Doodle-Die: The War on a Rooster and an Old Man’s Last Stand
Sometimes, the world shits out a story so brain-dead, so perfectly, gloriously stupid, that you have to stop, light a cigarette, and dive into the [Read More…]
The New Gods: How Your Smartphone Became Your Altar
Listen up, you screen-sucking, thumb-scrolling drones: I was neck-deep in a digital shitstorm on X the other day, watching idiots scream past each other about [Read More…]
God’s Dead, and We’re All Just Monkeys: A Darwinian Middle Finger to the Far-Right
I’m standing here in the festering asshole of the country, watching a pack of zealots scream about their sky-daddy while a line of desperate immigrants [Read More…]
The Filthy Truth: This Ain’t the Shithole You’re Screaming About
Wake the fuck up. The real enemy’s not in a dinghy—it’s in a boardroom, laughing as you scream at the wrong target. This country’s not perfect, but it’s not the shithole you’re being sold. Stop buying the lies. Stop being their useful idiots. And for fuck’s sake, stop sharing those grainy videos like they’re the gospel truth. The only thing getting stabbed around here is reality itself.
Looks Like the Big Man’s Got a Sick Sense of Irony After All
Easter weekend, huh? The holiest of holies for the Jesus freaks, where the world’s 1.3 billion Catholics clap their hands and sing about their boy [Read More…]
Easter Sunday: Resurrection by Chocolate Overdose
Easter Sunday hits the country like a bad trip, and I’m here to shove the truth down your throats until you choke on it. This [Read More…]
Good Friday? More Like “Fuck-Up Friday”
It’s Good Friday, folks, the day we’re supposed to solemnly nod at the memory of some poor bastard getting nailed to a cross for the [Read More…]